I believe this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right click here back where we started. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my luck
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of geese came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe what just happened. This is insane, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?